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August 2008

Have engaged the enemy at front lines using new tactics.  Successful deployment of spikes onto enemy’s stronghold area has deterred their ability to land and bombard.  Enemy appears confused and is searching for new landing zones.

Operation “gator scare” now in effect.  Enemy is unwilling to land or remain in zones where subterfuge devices are present.  Random rotation of types and locations of devices is recommended for sustained occupation of area.

Battle front has been annexed and detoxified along entire border.  Engineering corps has reconstructed stairs with smooth handrail for mini-soldiers.  New patio area has boosted troop morale as expected.

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I mean *COME* *ON*!  This stuff used to be funny, but now it is just an ever present reminder of how little effort people put into anything.  When you are too lazy to use a spell checker, there is just no hope for you.  We are pilgrims in an unholy land, my friends…