Happy birthday to me from the Paris police department
The stretch of highway 27 between Lexington and Paris is a total speed trap – four smooth, wide lanes marked 55 all the way. I have a bad habit of speeding through there and this past weekend on my birthday, some nice officers from the Paris police department stopped me to let me know about it. What they gave me instead of a ticket may be one of the best birthday presents I’ve ever gotten:
I didn’t say a word about it when I handed the officer my license and papers. After he came back with just a warning and told me he was letting me off, I said “Happy birthday to me I guess?”. He just smirked and said “Slow down and be careful”. 