A friendly public service announcement…
People! It does not take a rocket scientist to understand that when you cough your sickly, sniffly, skanky germs into your hand, you are putting them in the WORST PLACE EVER because you are then going to touch everything and spread them around! For the sake of us all, please COUGH INTO YOUR ELBOW! What do you touch with the inside of your elbow? NOTHING! That’s why it is the best place to hack your awful plague. You can even sneeze there, too! If only we would make this a mandatory lesson in every kindergarten class, think of the health care expenditures we could save!
Teach your children! Educate your family! Tell a stranger that you are stuck in line with! The more, the merrier!
And now, back to your mundane, trivial, illness-ridden lives…
Hmmm…I’m guessing you’re sick?
Comment by Tammy — November 14, 2007 @ 8:22 pmSeeing how Jason is becoming quite the DIY’r I thought an instructional video was appropriate. This was used at our school in-service this year, found it online. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8574515984097771637
Comment by Eddie — November 14, 2007 @ 8:43 pmroffle
Comment by nug — November 14, 2007 @ 10:19 pmI sneeze or cough into my shirt if I have to let fly. Mostly I hold in the sneezes, to the horror of those around me.
Comment by Mad Sniffer — November 14, 2007 @ 10:57 pmI promise never to sneeze or cough around you!
Comment by Rita McCowan — November 21, 2007 @ 8:59 pm